Are you too proud or embarrassed to admit that you don't get laid much as you would have wanted? Well, you are not alone. And no sane guy would probably admit it outright, anyway. But here's the thing, if you just keep lying about it without doing anything about your situation, it's going to show. You know that heavy and painful feeling that you always get when you need to blow or let go of all that accumulated man milk? It could manifest one way or another, giving your secret away.
So what does a guy like you have to do? Crank the shank like crazy.
But because this can take a lot of work in some cases, you must have toys that can help you out, like a pocket pussy of some sort. Yes, you can put pussies in your pocket now, which means you can take them with you wherever and whenever you want to "go". Whenever your rifle feels lonely, just take out your pussy toy and voila!
Because you need to keep things hush-hush, you need a fake pussy that can be discreet, like really discreet. Introducing the Tenga Egg. Even without seeing the product itself, you can pretty much imagine what it looks like, but would probably end up scratching your head, trying to figure out how it works. But the most important thing here is that it resembles an actual egg, until you read the label and it says “place it over your penis”. That's when things will take a strange and sexy turn.
How does it work?
The Tinga Egg is a masturbation sleeve that is used like a condom, but is actually a rubber fake pussy. It works better than the real thing too, what with its various texture styles. To get started, open the underside of the egg, squeeze in a generous amount of lubricant, and then cap yourself. It is first and foremost designed to treat the head of your wanker to amazing sensations. If you stretch it down further, added stimulation will be distributed to your shaft. Once the Tenga Egg is stretched, you can start buffing the banana.
Unlike a regular masturbation or handjob, the artificial pussy takes the entire process to a mind-blowing level, because the inside of the Tenga Egg has different ridges and textures that will create various sorts of sensations. Texture styles, such as silky, spider, wavy, clicker, twister and stepper, make this pussy toy far better than the real thing.
What is even better is that when the Tinga egg is turned inside out it will make a great dildo attachment. If you do get lucky to find a partner (and you will - fingers crossed) who loves to play with sex toys, adding the Tenga Egg into your box of pleasures would make sex an unforgettable adventure.
A word of caution, though, the Tenga egg is made of a delicate material, which makes rough handling not recommended. Be careful not to overstretch it to avoid ripping it. You also need to apply it like you would a condom, pinch the tip before you place it over your shaft.
Other than this, however, this discreet pocket pussy is something you would really enjoy. Apart from the pleasurable sensations it can provide, it can also withstand your demands for longer handjobs. It will not complain about being bruised and numb, or the need to take a time out. Suffice to say that penis stimulation and self pleasure are so much better with the Tenga Egg. It is sold individually or in a pack of 6. To get more fun, it is highly recommended that you get them all instead of limiting yourself to just a particular texture. What are the odds that you would want to try the Twister after you tried the Wavy?
Sleeves can be interchanged
Industrial strength motor
Does NOT require batteries
Hands free fake pussy
Sleeves are easy to clean
Waterproof fake pussy
Realistic feel
Great beginner’s toy
Super tight
