Christopher Sherwood - Jackson, MS
The Autoblow 2 changed my life for the better - no more hunting for girls, and no more worrying about pleasure. Every night I’m guaranteed to get some action. I’ve regained my independence!
Mini Briana isn’t just the top fake pussy around now - it’s one of the best fake pussy toys of all time, as you’ll understand after reading this review.
Realism is what’s important with a product like this, and I’m happy to say that Briana Banks’s vagina and ass is as close to the real thing as possible - and by real thing, I mean the real-life genitals in general (I still haven’t had the pleasure of even meeting Ms. Banks in person, but this outstanding product makes me forget about that all too often).
The first thing that users will probably notice, as they lift the unit out of its package, is just how realistic it feels in terms of texture. With the size and proportions of its holes aside, the skin on this device really is outstanding. There’s no shortage of smoothness and softness here - an error which could have easily made the product unusable.
Also aiding the product’s realism (besides the exact-replica measurements of the pussy and ass) is the small patch of hair that can be found right above the vagina - further demonstrating the commitment of the manufacturers, as well as the commitment of Briana - who undoubtedly assisted in adding the feature, to please more fans.
And in terms of actual usage and proportions, the realism of the device is completely supported. Mini Briana’s fake pussy is soft, lush, moist, and tight - moving and adapting surprisingly well, and feeling oddly similar to a real-life counterpart.
The vagina is one thing, but the truth is that the manufacturers could have easily copped-out and made the ass of the device a loose, unenjoyable, and simply novelty-minded feature. But they didn’t, and the idea that the product is molded around the actual dimensions of Briana is entirely reinforced here; the ass of the product (and Briana) is far and away the best part of the experience.
The durability and reliability of the product cannot be understated, either. Needless to say, I’ve gotten my fair share of use out of Mini Briana, all without the smallest sign of wear or damage. While other fake pussy toys and asses will begin to degrade in texture (resulting in a lower-quality overall experience), users will be able to enjoy an absolutely mesmerizing experience with this product for many, many hours.
It really is a durable unit.
It should be noted that there are some downsides to having this ultra-realistic and entirely captivating device around.
While in the process of use one day, my telephone started to ring. Partially because my meeting with Briana had just begun, and partially because I was expecting a semi-important call, I arose to answer to now-pestering ringing.
"Hello", I said.
"It’s me", the sexy female voice replied.
"Who is this", I demanded.
"It’s Briana Banks, of course", the smooth and luscious voice responded.
Long story short, it was family playing a trick on me - they were upset because my date with Briana cut into our personal time, as it was Christmas. Believe it or not, I hadn’t actually realized this; when you’re dating Briana Banks, time moves... differently.
Of course, the phone call also served as a reminder that I wasn’t actually dating Briana Banks. For as upset as I was to arrive at this reality, it was probably a good thing; I can’t tell you how many dates I’d taken Mini Briana on.
This brings me back to my original point - Briana Banks’s pussy and ass are so realistic in this product that you may actually believe that you’re dating her! I know I was fooled, but I still think the time we spent together was worth it.
These days, I don’t imagine that I’m in a relationship with Briana, but simply take the situation for what it is. I have an ultra-realistic, smooth, and stunningly pleasurable product which is created to scale in relation to the actual BB. It might not be as good as the real thing, but for most of us, it’s the only way we’ll get close. Moreover, it’s pretty damn close to the real thing.
Although I know the truth about mini Briana, I still can’t help but tuck her in before bed.
Ich liebe dich, Mini Briana.
Ich liebe dich.
Good fake pussy is rare, but the Dark Double provides an awesome value and exciting overall experience - making it one of the best fake pussies around.
One incredibly realistic and tight pussy.
One incredibly realistic and tight ass.
Enough pleasure to last a lifetime - and if you’re economical, perhaps even two lifetimes!
That’s what I received, and that’s what you too will receive with the dark double pussy and ass - one of the best sex toys around in terms of both value and quality.
Made with cyberskin - the most realistic and skin-like substance on the market - the Dark Double feels so incredibly smooth and relaxing that it really is hard to distinguish from the real thing. In addition to being the best-feeling device around, the texture of the Dark Double will provide the same level of quality for many, many uses - and trust me, that benefit will come in handy.
The dimensions of the ass and the pussy are outstanding. Each is incredibly tight and well-sized, although the ass obviously has the edge in the tightness department. There’s an incredible amount of pleasure that can be enjoyed here, and more importantly, the quality of each part of the Dark Double is excellent; it would have certainly been easy to skimp on the feel of one orifice of the device, but no such laziness can be found here. This level of effort and overall commitment to the product is found consistently throughout the Dark Double, in all aspects.
The clean-up process - which used to be one of my least favorite experiences - has now been entirely simplified and improved. The open-ended Dark Double can be enjoyed and rinsed straight through - plain and easy. In addition to making things easier immediately, this improved cleaning efficiency means the Dark Double fake pussy and ass will be cleaned to a much higher degree of quality - resulting in many more enjoyable uses for you in the long term (and me, but I’ve already redeemed a ton of these!). Especially for lazier or less-cleaning minded customers (and let’s be honest, cleaning most everything normally sucks), this is an outstandingly valuable feature that cannot be understated.
Another incredible feature of the Dark Double is its price. Truthfully, a ton of fake vaginas can break the budget - as can a ton of fake asses. But the Dark Double disregards the pricy costs of its competitors and combines the pussy and the ass to form one of the most reasonably priced products you’ll find. Frankly, you’ll be hard-pressed to find a better value - both in terms of dollars and cents and quality - throughout the entire internet.
The Dark Double’s comparative quality only enhances its overall appeal - trust me when I say that, my fellow bargain hunters.
Anyone who’s still on the fence in regards to the Dark Double’s quality should go ahead and take the plunge. I’m sure that you - just as I was and am - will be incredibly impressed with its overall quality, value, and convenience. Moreover, the fantastic folks at roboticblowjob.com offer a thirty-day money back guarantee if you’re unhappy in any way, shape, or form. And while sexual activity doesn’t always guarantee happiness, I’m pretty damn sure that you’ll be satisfied with the Dark Double.
In conclusion, this is a stunning device that any semi-interested individuals should purchase. Its quality of materials (an ultra-realistic cyberskin), diversity of uses (with a fully designed and enjoyable ass and pussy), and affordability are just some of the main points which propel it to such high regards. In addition, a revamped cleaning system and surprising durability all work to add to the overall experience of the Dark Double - further cementing its status at the top of the chain.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I’ll spend some more quality time with my Dark Double!
By licensing such a pleasurable fake pussy, Marie Stroker has decided to stand-out in another industry: that of fake pussies, as you’ll read here.
I was never big on pets, but when I found out Penthouse Pet Phoenix Marie had her own official stroker, I decided to make an exception. I’m happy that I did, and you will be too, when you make the purchase.
But maybe I’m getting ahead of myself - you may very well be wondering what makes Phoenix Marie’s Stroker so special. Before I highlight the technical benefits of the products that I’ve experienced through my own use, I’d recommend asking yourself:
Do you know who Phoenix Marie is?
Have you seen her naked, in photo and/or film?
And finally, even if it’s a little bit blunt, do you like women?
Phoenix Marie is an absolute goddess - a sexy bombshell, a delectable diva, and one of the most popular adult-film stars today. Honestly, watching her walk, let along engage in other activities, gets me going.
Accordingly, a stroker made with the size and shape of Phoenix Marie’s vagina and ass should be enough to thrill you! If you’re still not excited, you may very well be thinking of the ever-present possibility that a company is looking to cash-in on Phoenix Marie’s name with a low-quality product. I too was worried about this before using the stroker.
Luckily, it’s abundantly clear that a ton of effort, time, and work was put into the PM Stroker’s design, build, and assembly; it excels in most every way possible.
First, the texture of the device is enough to make most users scream with excitement. Like most, I haven’t touched Phoexnix Marie in person (although they seem realistic, dreams don’t count), and this will probably be as close to I ever get. And the fact that I accept this should tell you just how smooth, silky, and realistic the cyberskin-design of the Phoenix Marie Stroker feels. Just touching it with your fingers provides an incredible sensation - just wait for the real deal!
Next, the Phoenix Marie Stroker keeps users impressed with its outstanding tightness and design. A faked real-life vagina and ass model wouldn’t have been the first of its kind, but this unit isn’t just real - it practically screams Phoenix Marie. Moreover, the balance of this tightness and size won’t become altered through extensive use (if this were a question on a survey, I’d be able to double-check it).
The clean-up of the Mini Phoenix is surprisingly easy as well. The open-ended product can be easily flushed with water and soap, being ready for another go-around in no time at all. This is a surprising and notable benefit when compared to many strokers of the past (believe it or not, I’ve gotten stuck in a couple!).
Oh, and I almost forgot to mention the device’s outstanding vibration feature. Further adding to the overall excitement of the experience, you’re able to choose a vibration speed, from a slower pick-me-up to a fast-paced enhancer. This is another important aspect of the product that shouldn’t be overlooked.
Finally, the price of this fake pussy is one of the best around, plain and simple. You’re probably rubbing your eyes to assure that the price on the screen is real, but trust me when I say it is. For a low, one-time cost, you can greatly improve your pleasure experiences!
The Phoenix Marie Stroker doesn’t include the real-life model’s face - nor her hair, beautiful face, or anything else in-between, besides her delectable vagina and ass. And when you’re talking about someone as sexy as she is, that’s just fine; the vagina and ass of Phoenix Marie provides more pleasure than I’m used to from an entire person! Needless to say, I really do value this device - especially because of the affordable price that I paid for it.
Once again, I may not be able to meet Phoenix Marie in-person, but this stroker will get me as close as possible to her - and when that “close” feels this good, I can’t help but accept it.
I have a feeling you won’t either.
Enjoy your Phoenix Marie Stroker, my friends.
An awesome adult-film star deserves an awesome fake pussy: check out what makes Jamie Lynn’s Private Parts stand out from other artificial vaginas here!
Let’s get something straight - I love Jamie Lynn.
I loved her in Penthouse, I love her on film, and I love her Private Parts sex toy as well - but not for the same reasons.
Before, I’d be watching a Jamie Lynn film and be mesmerized with everything I was seeing - her beautiful body, personality, and energy - which in turn made me want to be with her.
Inversely, the Jamie Lynn Private Part device provides me with the sensation of being with her - and because of its quality, this really is quite the sensation.
Private Parts is made using cyberskin - the most realistic, pleasurable, and smooth skin-substance around. I wouldn’t go as far to as say that it’s softer than Jamie Lynn’s actual skin, but it sure is damn close (me and Jamie went out to dinner once - in my dreams or real life, who knows?). Of course, cyberskin also does a great job of maintaining its shape and texture, so like the real-world counterparts, Jamie Lynn’s unit here can sustain a ton of use without issue.
Now this outstanding texture would be incredible on its own, but I was happy to find that the manufacturers of this excellent product went above and beyond in assuring users’ pleasure, by including a variable vibration feature in the unit. Any speed you’d like is just a switch away - although I should warn you that over-extensive use of this vibration feature may lead some minor and subtle movements of Mr. Johnson after the device has been removed (seriously, you’ll see what I mean if you use the device for as long as I did, in a single sitting). Granted, eight consecutive hours of use might not be a good thing, but what I’m alright with it, and Mini Jamie doesn’t seem to mind either.
There is also an impressively easy cleaning process to the Private Parts. A simple rinse with water will actually work, given the easily dryable and drainable nature of the unit. No more frustrating clean-ups and no more time-wasting scrubbings; the Private Parts device largely takes care of itself.
The only issue I’ve had thus far with Jamie Lynn’s Private Parts is the ridiculous realism that it exhibits. Take the following story, for instance.
My friend came over to my house, as we were leaving together to meet a larger group of buds. When he arrived, I asked for an extra second to find my gloves, and that’s when it happened.
My simple request for a couple of extra seconds wasn’t met with an answer; he had his eyes locked onto my Jamie Lynn PP unit.
"Who is that?", he asked solemnly.
"Sorry man", I said, embarrassed. "I can’t believe I left that out."
I was worried at that point, because my friend doesn’t normally act like this.
"Are you alright?", I inquired once more.
And that’s when he broke into tears and a big, excited smile.
"You never told me that you knew Jamie Lynn!", he said.
Long story short, we were late to meet our other friends because - for an hour and a half - I had to explain to him that my Private Parts device was a toy, and not the actual Jamie Lynn.
It was so realistic and intricate that it really did throw him off.
I suppose that I should warn you as well. There’s an excellent chance that you too will be confused and taken back by the realism of the device.
In a similar instance, my visiting mother walked in on me and Jamie Lynn’s Private Parts - an embarrassing scene to say the least. The next day, she apologized to me for intruding on me and my girlfriend.
"I don’t have a girlfriend, mom!", I shouted.
"I know what I saw, damnit!", she screamed in response.
She was fooled as well.
But as long as you enjoy Jamie Lynn’s Private Parts as a whole - along with its vibration, cyberskin, tight design, and overly pleasurable general feel - while remembering that it’s not the real Jamie Lynn, you should be safe.