5ᵗʰ Jamie Lynn’s Private Parts
An awesome adult-film star deserves an awesome fake pussy: check out what makes Jamie Lynn’s Private Parts stand out from other artificial vaginas here!
Let’s get something straight - I love Jamie Lynn.
I loved her in Penthouse, I love her on film, and I love her Private Parts sex toy as well - but not for the same reasons.
Before, I’d be watching a Jamie Lynn film and be mesmerized with everything I was seeing - her beautiful body, personality, and energy - which in turn made me want to be with her.
Inversely, the Jamie Lynn Private Part device provides me with the sensation of being with her - and because of its quality, this really is quite the sensation.
Private Parts is made using cyberskin - the most realistic, pleasurable, and smooth skin-substance around. I wouldn’t go as far to as say that it’s softer than Jamie Lynn’s actual skin, but it sure is damn close (me and Jamie went out to dinner once - in my dreams or real life, who knows?). Of course, cyberskin also does a great job of maintaining its shape and texture, so like the real-world counterparts, Jamie Lynn’s unit here can sustain a ton of use without issue.
Now this outstanding texture would be incredible on its own, but I was happy to find that the manufacturers of this excellent product went above and beyond in assuring users’ pleasure, by including a variable vibration feature in the unit. Any speed you’d like is just a switch away - although I should warn you that over-extensive use of this vibration feature may lead some minor and subtle movements of Mr. Johnson after the device has been removed (seriously, you’ll see what I mean if you use the device for as long as I did, in a single sitting). Granted, eight consecutive hours of use might not be a good thing, but what I’m alright with it, and Mini Jamie doesn’t seem to mind either.
There is also an impressively easy cleaning process to the Private Parts. A simple rinse with water will actually work, given the easily dryable and drainable nature of the unit. No more frustrating clean-ups and no more time-wasting scrubbings; the Private Parts device largely takes care of itself.
The only issue I’ve had thus far with Jamie Lynn’s Private Parts is the ridiculous realism that it exhibits. Take the following story, for instance.
My friend came over to my house, as we were leaving together to meet a larger group of buds. When he arrived, I asked for an extra second to find my gloves, and that’s when it happened.
My simple request for a couple of extra seconds wasn’t met with an answer; he had his eyes locked onto my Jamie Lynn PP unit.
"Who is that?", he asked solemnly.
"Sorry man", I said, embarrassed. "I can’t believe I left that out."
I was worried at that point, because my friend doesn’t normally act like this.
"Are you alright?", I inquired once more.
And that’s when he broke into tears and a big, excited smile.
"You never told me that you knew Jamie Lynn!", he said.
Long story short, we were late to meet our other friends because - for an hour and a half - I had to explain to him that my Private Parts device was a toy, and not the actual Jamie Lynn.
It was so realistic and intricate that it really did throw him off.
I suppose that I should warn you as well. There’s an excellent chance that you too will be confused and taken back by the realism of the device.
In a similar instance, my visiting mother walked in on me and Jamie Lynn’s Private Parts - an embarrassing scene to say the least. The next day, she apologized to me for intruding on me and my girlfriend.
"I don’t have a girlfriend, mom!", I shouted.
"I know what I saw, damnit!", she screamed in response.
She was fooled as well.
But as long as you enjoy Jamie Lynn’s Private Parts as a whole - along with its vibration, cyberskin, tight design, and overly pleasurable general feel - while remembering that it’s not the real Jamie Lynn, you should be safe.