Hi! I’m John, an early 30s living on ten acres in the Midwest.
I created this blog to speak wildly & deliriously about my misadventures in sexuality and appraise the various implements I use in the process.
I only review toys that are body-safe, to the best of my knowledge. If they aren’t body-safe, and I’m writing about them for their novelty factor (such as vintage toys), I will make that very clear.
I do my very best to avoid exaggerating a toy’s virtues or downplaying its flaws, but as I mentioned above, objectivity in reviewing is impossible due to our unique physiologies and psychologies.