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The Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit

The Fleshlight Stamina Training UnitIt worked.

All of the gifts, money, and time you’ve put into making this girl notice you have finally landed you a shot in bed. After a night of good food, good drinks, and good times, things started getting hot and heavy in the car; before you knew it, you were making out on the way up to her apartment "for some coffee". You make your way through her surprisingly messy living room, doing your best to ignore her unusually aggressive cat that keeps throwing itself at your legs. And then you hit the bedroom.

Just like in the movies but better, your woman falls to her bed as she removes her shirt revealing a pair of the best (and only) breasts you’ve seen in a while. After a little bit of messing around the cavern, it’s time for the mission to be initiated and completed.

She’s ready and so are you. And at that moment it happens, finally! You are having sex with a woman!

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Just as quickly as it arrived, the moment was gone. You got a little bit too excited, and instead of a night of passionate and explosive love making, you’re presented with a night of embarrassment and mutual displeasure.

I’ve heard this story - or one similar to it - more times than I’d like to admit. And each time that I do, my response is the same: check out the Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit (STU).

The STU is one of the most pleasurable and enjoyable fake pussy toys around today, created mainly to help users improve their endurance in the bedroom - and in turn, improve the quality of their life as a whole.



And after extensive usage myself, I can say that the STU has lived up to its name and then some (you didn’t think I was telling everyone to use it for my health, did you?!).

But before we get into just why the STU is so awesome, I have a confession to make. The above story - the embarrassing one about the over-excited nimrod who ruins an excellent opportunity and relationship - was me. Although I really have heard others share similarly embarrassing tales, the first time that I experienced an early end to the night was firsthand.

Now that the truth is out of the way, let me tell you about how the STU has improved my endurance in the sack.

First of all, its ultra-realistic, soft, smooth, and pleasurable cyberskin texture allows for an experience that’s more enjoyable than the real thing. There isn’t even a whole lot of imagination required for enjoyment here, either; the feel of the device speaks for itself. In addition, I’ve used the STU for quite a few (76) hours, and have witnessed no degradation in its quality whatsoever.

Next, the STU has improved my in-bed durability by providing an experience that’s tighter than the real thing. The designers and manufacturers of the unit obviously know their way around the better features of a vagina - and the worse. I can honestly say that the STU is tighter and more stimulating than the real thing - a feature that’s helped me to further improve my resistance to the finish.

And the final way that the STU has improved my durability is through its easy clean-up process.

Now I know what you may be thinking, something about not knowing how the STU’s cleaning ease helped me to make the ladies happier. Let me tell you - there’s nothing more frustrating or annoying than using a device of any kind that’s difficult to clean. And because the STU is so drainable and accessible, its easily clean-up propelled my usage through the roof - allowing me to experience more of its actual benefits.

In short, realistic cyberskin and a tightness that has to be felt to be understood have allowed me to, with consistent practice, improve my overall sexing ability.

The girl from the story - the one who I disappointed - rightfully didn’t return my calls or texts after I jumped the gun. But on a moonlit summer night, I threw a small rock at her second-story window and broke down - telling her that I was sorry and that if she’s just give me another chance, I could make things right (I also mentioned how goddamned expensive our dinner was that night).

She invited me up, and agreed to give me one more shot at success.

I stayed calm, cool, and collected - just like my STU taught me to - and made love to her for three passion-filled hours. Needless to say, she’s been by my side ever since.

Simply put, whether you’ve been as embarrassed as I was in bed, or are just interested in improving your performance, the Fleshlight STU is the most affordable and effective way to do so.

Forget the medication and forget the mental techniques - if you want to get good at what you do, you’ve got to put in the time.

Now if you’ll excuse me, my (satisfied) lover awaits.

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