Pocket Pussy Toys Debunked

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When access to a real snatch is not always possible, you should take matters into your own hands, literally. Isn't that what any normal guy would do? Sure, we don't talk about it like we would discuss the weather, but that would have been nice. Imagine being able to compare notes about the latest pocket pussy out on the market. What makes it better than the rubber pussy that you already own? Do realistic pussies really feel real? That got your tongue twisting, didn't it?

Unfortunately, we have been programmed not to talk about sexual issues in public or among our peers. It was taboo then, it is taboo now. But self pleasuring has been around since the first man discovered it was possible to reach orgasm without input from another person or him putting his shank into someone or something else. I have to admit that the invention of artificial pussies came too late for our ancestors. I really pity them. They were missing out on a lot of things. They never get to realize the kind of climax that would make them scream (excuse the language), “Shit the Fuck Yeah”! So, for us, who are lucky enough to be living at an age when such inventions are now taking center stage, we should celebrate these achievements.

This is exactly what this website is about. To pay homage to fake pussies that has become more realistic than ever. In most cases, they are even better than the real thing, for the simple fact that it is not attached to a head with a brain that will think of ways to tell you off, douse cold water to fiery sensation or just clip the horns of a horny man. For as long as you want, and as many times as you want, you can derive great pleasure from a realistic pussy toy. You should not forget, however, that your crank can only handle so much, while a silicone pussy can outlast you big time.

Artificial pussies come in many shapes and sizes, with some even having a patch of heaven to complement that pinkish vulva and rosy red clit. Some have silky smooth interiors, while others are textured to give the kind of rough handling we sometimes crave. Unlike the real thing, fake pussies are designed to please you to no end. They are safer to use, too. When STDs are just as prevalent as the women lining the back alleys of New York, promising to give you a good time for a fee, you would feel much safer having long solo sessions with the artificial kind. But the real highlight is that a realistic pussy would not give you the difficult decision to pull your shank out at the crucial moment for fear of adding another hapless fool in this already populated world. Withdrawal’s a bitch. It would blow out the flame in an instant, making you fizzle instead of sizzle, and still leave you loaded and heavy. But with a pussy toy, no need to stop thrusting until you let out a huge explosion.

What is even better is that pocket pussies are becoming the norm these days. They are more discreet than their predecessors, hardly giving away what they really are. Even those with motors can keep everything hush-hush, so you can have fun even when there are people around. You can even go as far as doing a solo play in public, if that is one of your fantasies or fetishes.

On this website, you will learn more about these amazing contraptions. Well, they’re not that exactly, but the word does have a kinky ring to it. Get to know the many pocket pussies that will make your days more glorious than ever - Ruby Re, Lana Tex and Silly Connie, among others.

Pocket Pussy Types

Vibrating Pocket Pussies

If women can have vibrators, why can't men have the same thing? At a time when we all want to erase double standards, men should have the same pleasure toys that women enjoy. Of course, we can choose to create something better and more fitting to meet our needs. Hey, we don't want it just tight, but also vibrating and sucking at the same time. It's a tall order, I know, but Fleshlight took all these needs into consideration and put them in one buzzing pocket pussy - the Vibro. The name could have been sexier, but who cares? I know I am in it for the good stuff. I can always rename it to Tonya or Celeste, anyway.

What make Vibro very moving are the textured interior and the bullets that can be added to the penis sleeve to double or triple the stimulation. No real pussy lets you do that. In most cases, you would have to work doubly hard to cause some vibration and only when your lady partner is about to reach kingdom cum. The tendrils that will tickle your shaft, from the head to the tip, are aptly named by Fleshlight as “small cylindrical fingers”. Well, a pussy and fingers in one. What more can you possibly ask for?

Because this nifty toy resembles an oversized flashlight, you can take it with you wherever you want to go. Whoever said you can’t get some in the most unlikely places has yet to know about Vibro. Well, why don’t you get your hands on this baby right away?

Suction Pocket Pussies

In most cases, you would have to choose between the vag and the mouth, but never both at one time. Two mouths and two hands going down on you are more likely to happen. You only have one penis, after all, and asking for two different lady orifices to work on you at the same time is next to impossible. Well, this is before a suction pussy sex toy was invented.

Introducing the Tenga Vacuum Controller. Although it is advertised for deep-throat enjoyment, it comes with different attachments that offer different stimulations and sensations. The controller allows you to adjust the amount of vacuum created within the cup, causing the interior sleeve to fit snugly or loosely, depending on the amount of air released. If you keep adjusting from high to low, you create a sucking motion similar to when you’re given good head. Because it comes with a penis sleeve, it can be likened to a pussy, but only better. Some of the cups offered with Tenga include rolling head, soft tube, double hole, air cushion and deep throat.

Design-wise, this baby looks nothing more like a roll-on deodorant for men, especially if you put on the controller that resembles a cap. The suction cup is also available in different sizes to accommodate a wide range of lengths and girths.

Realistic Pocket Pussies

Getting that flesh-on-flesh feeling is probably what makes realistic pussies highly in demand. Hey, if you are doing it with a non-human object, it should at least feel close to the real thing, right? Not that I have anything against rubber pussies as they have served me quite well in the past. But now that such toys are made of skin-like materials, it is high time to switch.

One of the artificial pussies that feel realistic is the Fleshlight Vulva. The penis sleeve is made of SuperSkin that you would have a hard time differentiating it from the real thing, especially if it has been awhile since you actually had the real thing. Turn off the light, slip your shank in the Vulva, and you could enjoy an amazing sex session minus an actual partner. It is still self pleasure, yes, but better. The high-quality, patented material used to make Vulva is phthalate-free and non-toxic, making it safe and hygienic.

With this baby beside you day and night, always willing and ready to let you do “her”, you can have plenty of practice that will make you ready and better prepared for actual sex. As Fleshlight said, practice is “the key to lasting longer in bed and becoming the lover that every girl dreams about”, and you can definitely practice for as long and as often as you want with the Vulva.

If you still need to work on your timing, get rid of pre-ejaculation once and for all, and discover your rhythm at the same time, let the Vulva be your practice partner. You can bet it will not complain, regardless of how long it will take for you to discover how you can better perform in bed.

Stroker Pocket Pussies

Did you know that strokers are made based on actual pussies? Of course they are considering that they look realistic enough. But what I mean to say is that they are perfect replicas of a porn star's lady part. Take Sasha Grey's Pocket Stroker for instance. It replicates the brunette's beautiful orifice, from the pink lips down to the clit. If you have been dying to find out what it would feel like to thrust in and out of her, the Sasha Grey Pocket Stroker lets you do just that. What is even better is that artificial pussy comes with other features that will turn up the heat and blow your mind away. It has ribbed interior for additional stimulation, textured grip for better control, and a compact design for easy handling and discreet fun, wherever and whenever.

There is one thing missing with this pussy toy, however. It lacks the hands-free feature where you get to enjoy being stroked soft or hard without actually using your hands. Yes, it is possible. That is, the Autoblow 2 made it possible. This amazing creation is Brian Sloan's brainchild, which I am sure plenty of men out there are happily enjoying. As an automatic blowjob machine, you get an amazing handjob without suffering any wrist pain. And get this, the Autoblow 2 offers 500 hours of action, something you or anyone would be unable to achieve.

It is equipped with two rows of beads that will stroke you up and down at a speed that you prefer. So just slip it in, turn it on, and have the time of your life. Because it is fully automatic, you don't need to do much except sit back and relax, the same way you would if a girl is riding you like a true blue cowgirl, complete with hat, boots and lasso.

Cleaning and storing

Sex toys can be your best friend, so it is only right that you take care of them as you would someone or something you value. Although they are the safer alternative to actual sex, where STD can be a takeaway, they can be a source of infection as well when improperly maintained. Care and maintenance are the two unsexiest part of pleasure toys, but something everyone should be aware of. After all, the most pleasurable experience must be safe and healthy.

Before self pleasure check your source of pleasure

Whether you own a pocket pussy or an automatic masturbator, make it a point to inspect it for imperfections. Tears on softer materials, for example, such as jelly and SuperSkins may indicate certain defects. Discoloration, on the other hand, could mean that it had been exposed to extreme temperature or it went past quality control. You should also check for cracks with pleasure devices made of acrylic, glass or plastic.

Know how to clean and lube accordingly

The lubricant to use and how you clean a sex toy depends on the make and model. It is important to know and remember the tips below to ensure that you get to enjoy your intimate companion for a long time and in a hygienic manner.

• Got a silicone pussy hidden in your pleasure box? As it is non-porous you can simply run it through the dishwasher, sterilize it by boiling it for 3 to 5 minutes, or clean it according to manufacturer's instruction.
• If you need to clean rubber or latex pussies, or toys made of similar materials, give it a warm wash with soap or use a sex toy cleaner that is specifically designed for a particular item. Wash it thoroughly to remove any trace of soap, as any residue left will cause degradation or possible irritation.
• If you want your one and only realistic pussy to last a long time, get another one. Or, you can wash it thoroughly with warm water and liquid antibacterial soap. Let it dry completely, then sprinkle renewing powder or cornstarch once it is completely dry.

Regardless of the kind of toys that you own, make sure to lube and lube them well. This makes thrusting in and out easier, while preventing tears and injuries brought on by too much friction.

Store your most prized possessions properly

• Any battery operated toy must be stored without the batteries to prevent leakage. Doing so will keep both the batteries and toy to last longer.
• Make sure toys are completely dry before storage to prevent mold and mildew. iIt is also highly recommended to wrap them separately to prevent melting or discoloration, including vibrating bullet eggs and other removable parts.
• Make sure the storage place is cool and dark, as direct sunlight, heat and extreme cold can cause damage.

Fleshlight vs. the Autoblow 2 vs. Tenga Flip

Although there are plenty of brands that offer a wide range of pleasure devices, the top 3 spots are shared among Fleshlight, the Autoblow 2 and Tenga Flip. Each of them is perfect in their own right, but with a few downsides.

Fleshlight

For me, no other company hit the mark when it comes to creating a pocket pussy. Fleshlight just thought of everything that will make artificial pussies look and feel realistic.

Pros

• It is made of a patented Superskin that is the closest pocket pussies can be to the real thing.
• It has a textured interior for added stimulation
• It is discreet, a no-brainer to use, and easy to care and maintain

Cons

• It is a bit pricey considering its simple design
• It doesn't have a hands-free and automatic feature

Despite what Fleshlight lacks, I still consider it one of the world's best male sex toy. It is an artificial pussy anyone would love and enjoy in a heartbeat.

The Autoblow 2

They may say that you can't have it all, but the Autoblow 2 gives you a fake pussy, hand and mouth in one. Granted it is not as small as other artificial pussies, but it serves its purpose well. No other toy can give you more for a price of one, anyway.

Pros

• It has a robust construction designed to grip, suck and give you the sexual experience you have been craving for
• It works automatically, giving you a great head or handjob minus the wrist pain and hassle
• It comes with a reusable penis sleeve
• It is powered by an industrial-strength motor that will stroke you up and down for up to 500 hours

Cons

• It is not as discreet as some pocket pussies are. It probably would not fit in your pocket
• It requires more cleaning than an average toy, what with all the parts you need to take care of

Whatever shortcomings the Autoblow 2 has I am willing to overlook for the hands-free feature. It is definitely a game changer in the world of masturbators.

Tenga Flip

As far as pocket pussies go, the Tenga Flip delivers something revolutionary and out of this world. The Hole, in particular, is downright fantastic. It goes beyond anything you dare to imagine when you talk about a pussy sex toy. I can even dare to say that it is Fleshlight and Autoblow 2 rolled into one.

Pros

• It is so discreet; you won’t even know what it is for until you read the label
• It is the ultimate pocket pussy - compact and slim in size
• It provides invigorating and dynamic stimulations through the moving ball, brushing edge, waving ball, cross wall and giant “end orb”
• It is made with molding technology that molds your shaft nice and tight
• It is easy to clean despite the many interior parts

Cons

• It turns self pleasure sessions from seldom to very frequent
• It is quite a pricey investment
• It is not exactly hands-free, but can be used with just one hand

Suffice to say that Tenga Flip will make you want to flip with exhilaration and excitement. Ready to rev up your engine and go kaboom?!

Trusted Shops

I used to be apprehensive about buying sex toys, whether online or offline. It is kind of embarrassing to be seen walking inside an adult shop, but I was also worried about the name of a product appearing in my credit card bill. Good thing some shops operate discreetly and can be trusted to keep your secret a secret.

• Buy only from providers that are clear about their shipping and billing policies. Fleshlight, for example, writes in all caps DISCREET SHIPPING on their website. If you still are not assured, know that the address that will appear on your package is legitimate enough with no traces of hanky panky. On your account statement, a reputable company name will also appear - Mt Pnch Chp Shp Ilf, LLC.
• Make sure it guarantees safe and secure shopping. Most online shops will collect personal information, but you should find out how they will use the details they have gathered. It is vital that your identity will not be used in any fraudulent activities. Worse, the store might use your credit card information to steal from you. Well, you won’t have to worry about such things when you shop at Tenga. If you check out their Privacy Policy page you will see a declaration of the “safe handling and protection of all personal information”, as mandated by the law.
• See that the package will be wrapped and labeled without giving you away. The box, if it is placed in one, should not be too big as to call attention. People are sure to be curious about what is inside a huge cardboard box. The label should never be obvious as well. It may be fun to think about showing other people a package that came from The World of Dildos, Pussy Sex Toys and Vibe Rings, and then watching their ridiculous reactions, but thinking is probably how far you will go.

So, when shopping for pleasure devices the best adult shop is clear cut about their transactions, guarantees safe and secure shopping, and ensures discreet shipping and packing.

To avoid any problems, you should buy direct from the manufacturers. Get the Fleshlight Vibro from Fleshlight, the Tenga Flip Hole from Tenga, and the Autoblow 2 from Autoblow. Although some adult stores that carry a wide range of brands and products are reliable enough, it is best to be safe than sorry. Manufacturers have a reputation to protect, and they will take care of you to keep that reputation unblemished.

Industry News

There is nothing to be ashamed of in admitting that you use a pocket pussy. You are an empowered man who can have the best of both worlds - real and unreal. Not everyone can enjoy such pleasures, you know. Besides, if you buy one now, you won't be alone.

If you do decide to get one, you should go for the Autoblow 2. It is one of the latest automatic masturbators that are making a huge buzz, partly because of its creator’s cool and uncaring attitude about what the self righteous think about it. Brian Sloan wanted to make a point, which made me and other men quite happy. If there are penis-shaped vibrators for women sold in major drug stores and supermarkets, men should have them too. "Why can't we guys have our own vag without a troublesome female attached?" I personally would settle for a realistic pussy than the real thing with a mouth that nags instead of give you good head.

What does Bryan Sloan have to say about the comparison between a real and robot-delivered blowjob?

"Let's face it, most guys would prefer a real blowjob to a robot blowjob. But real blowjobs come with strings attached - time, dinners, emotional discussions, shopping."

He also added, "the nice thing is it doesn't get tired so it continues stroking on and on at your preferred speed". That's something you can rarely say with a live partner. Because you have to be sensitive with her needs and the limits of her hands, mouth and vag, you need to put aside your selfish wants. But you won't have to with the Autoblow 2. You can use and abuse it for as long as you want, and you won't hear a word of complaint from it.

Aside from an orgasmic experience, there are other benefits to this amazing artificial pussy cum automatic masturbator. According to Dr Michael Aaron, a Manhattan-based sex therapist, “There are positives to toys that allow people, especially if they don't have a partner, to practice skills that would enable them to improve their sexuality”.

See? It’s not all that bad as haters would have you believe. People saying that you are desperate to actually buy a pussy toy are really just making lame excuses because they don’t have the guts to have fun in life in more ways than one.