Technically, to call the Autoblow 2 as the best pocket pussy would be disingenuous. After all, it isn't shaped like a portable false-vagina right? So, there is no way we would be calling this the best pocket pussy in town.
But what the Autoblow 2 is is a masturbation aid. So, in some sense, it gives you pleasure but in a different way than the best pocket pussy you could find. Rather than be so technical about calling the Autoblow 2 as a pussy sex toy, let's call it for what it is: a robotic oral sex simulator for men.
That description alone will dissuade you from ever wanting to list it down as the best pocket pussy. You don't call inserting your manhood into a female orifice as a blowjob right? There are other much more appropriate terms for that, and you can even get a best pocket pussy that actually resembles a pussy.
So when talking about the Autoblow 2, let's stick to calling it a blowjob machine because that is truly what it is. It functions primarily as a “powerful realistic electronic pleasure machine.” It's not the best pocket pussy, but it sure is one of the best robotic stroking technologies available out there.
The Autoblow 2 is shaped like someone's oral orifice with a dick-shaped thing connected to it. Basically, you insert your penis into the device's “mouth” and it kinda gets held in the dick-shaped object. Then, you just plug it in and the machine will do its best to plug you in.
But does it truly give you a blowjob that is truly out of this world?
The short answer is: It depends. It depends on whether you can get off on someone just stroking your dick or you need some other method to truly finish off.
Take the review posted on Vice by Mitchell Sunderland. For Sunderland, “having sex with someone you sort-of like – even if you just met them on your cell phone – is always better than masturbating alone.” But he also admits the gay sex is “messy” and that the Autoblow 2 was a “chance to receive head without dealing with another human being or gay sex's messy aftermath.”
For Sunderland, the machine gave good head, but he also wanted it to function as an “ass machine” as that is how he comes. In conclusion, “Sex with the Autoblow 2 was as messy as gay sex, but without the fun of screwing an asshole.”
Then again, that was Sunderland's experience, and maybe you're the type who can get off on having a device noisily sucking on your dick. You see, when Brian Sloan, the inventor of the Autoblow 2, conceptualized his now popular device, he meant for it to be “an electrical appliance that makes your penis feel really good in a realistic way.” He wanted it to give “men a sensation close to that of a real life sex encounter.” Because truly, when you are getting head, you don't hold your dick, right? You let the other person do that for you and you just sit back and receive.
Men may be happy with an artificial vagina or fake mouth style toys because they are better than using your own hands. The sensation men get from using popular male toys is definitely a step better than their hands, but those kinds of toys still require men to hold on to the device, then move it up and down vigorously. In other words, the feeling of a real sexual act isn't replicated accurately.
With the Autoblow 2, men have a device that comes a lot closer to replicating a sexual act with another person because all you have to do is plug it in and it does what you want it to do.
Sleeves can be interchanged
Industrial strength motor
Does NOT require batteries
Hands free fake pussy
Sleeves are easy to clean
Waterproof fake pussy
Realistic feel
Great beginner’s toy
Super tight
