The problem with real pussies is that they are never easy. If they were, you probably spent a quarter of your income for dinner dates, flowers, chocolates and whatnot that you need to buy to get laid. There's always an inexpensive option, but comes with some sexually transmitted risks that no one wants. So why not take the easy route and get yourself a fake vagina? But don't settle for anything less than the Easy Pussy. As it is a sex toy, you can use it whenever and wherever you want without paying for anything. Dinner and flowers, I mean. It is the undoubtedly the easiest vag you can bang.
Like most realistic vaginas, the Easy Pussy has some hidden talents. Small in size and anatomically correct, it has the amazing power to crush the hardest of boner, leaving behind a soft yet thoroughly spent wanker.
It is as real as it can get
Made of high-quality Cyberskin and molded after a woman's actual meat grinder, it is an artificial vagina that looks similar with the real thing. With the number and type of real pussies that I've seen before, I have to say that the Easy Pussy is one of the best I have had the pleasure to see, touch and play with. I wish I could say that I had been lucky to eat or bone a vag worthy enough to be featured in a porn film, but I couldn't. So Easy Pussy just made my dreams come true.
It is tight and will stay tight
It is said that the Easy Pussy is the smallest of its kind, making it the ideal pocket vagina. And you know what they say about small twats, they are tight, narrow and snug. So imagine having your way with it. Your first foray would be a struggle since the entry point would be tight. Successfully thrusting through it to the hilt would be heaven, what with your entire length gripped snuggly. Sliding out of it would be like coming down from heaven only to go back up. Real pussies, however, would start to loosen up or sag at some point, something that will never happen with Easy Pussy. This means, you can have fun for as long as you want without it losing its grip. In fact, you might be the one who needs to take a breather or another helping of a generous amount of lube.
It is easy to carry around
Being small and lightweight, the Easy Pussy can be your companion wherever you want to go. Should you need to squeeze one off, just take it out of its hiding place and use it standing up or while seated at a corner. But because it is not as discreet as other pocket vaginas, you might want to choose wisely where you get off. If you are at a fairly safe and appropriate place, you can fully enjoy this vagina toy lying down or doggie style.
It is fun to use
This realistic vagina is not attached to a body with a brain that over-analyzes everything, and a mouth that won't know when to stop nagging or spouting nonsense, which spells a huge difference for me. I'd take a fake vagina over the real thing every time a woman starts doing something that ruins the moment big time.
Because it is molded like the real thing, the Easy Pussy is visually stimulating. If your shaft gets cranking looking at a blow-up doll, it's going to rear its eager head when you see this artificial vagina. Rosy pink lips, smooth and white vulva, and a tight ass complete with an even tighter backdoor, makes this vagina toy realistic than ever.
Sleeves can be interchanged
Industrial strength motor
Does NOT require batteries
Hands free fake pussy
Sleeves are easy to clean
Waterproof fake pussy
Realistic feel
Great beginner’s toy
Super tight
