The answer to this one depends on quite a few factors, all relating to your specific desires and preferences. I’ll say it again throughout the rest of the answer, but it’s of the utmost importance that you research and explore all of the fake pussy options before making a final decision; there’s a ton that needs to be considered, and there’s nothing worse than being stuck with a fake pussy which isn’t enjoyable or exciting to use (trust me!).
First, the best fake pussy is one which is available for an affordable price. Given the design and material quality of today’s fake pussies, you can rightfully expect to pay a generally larger amount than you would for other, similar products. However, this needs to be considered within reason; a company that’s charging you $500 better provide the best goddamn fake pussy around, plain and simple. Most quality devices can be bought for much less than this - while offering a better overall experience.
Second, the best fake pussy is one which arrives to your doorstep in a discreet and incognito manner - while in a well-packaged and safe shipping container. While many of today’s citizens are entirely open-minded, the reality is that some others aren’t; moreover, there’s a good chance that someone in your house will need to be under the assumption that the package is a toaster or a Christmas present for them. Assuring that a company is discreet in its shipping and billing is of the utmost importance before making a purchase; companies that don’t value this likely aren’t providing a very high-quality product, in all honesty.
Third, the best fake pussy is one which holds up after extensive use. Getting a new fake pussy in the mail is all well and good, but even if it’s the best device you’ve ever used, malfunctioning after a few days would ruin the entire experience. And by extensive, I mean extensive (for reference, the Autoblow 2 will provide well over 500 hours of use, with proper maintenance). Additionally, this is hard use we’re talking about, not some pitter-patter nonsense excuse for a fake pussy’s operation.
Next, the best fake pussy is one which is easily cleanable. Honestly, this has been the biggest drawback of fake pussies over the years, as voiced by customers and critics alike. There’s nothing worse than a difficult cleaning procedure, or the long-term effects of this procedure; units will wear down and break much sooner, while becoming very unpleasant to use, with cleanings that aren’t thorough. Moreover, the bacteria resulting from poor-quality cleanings puts you in danger as well. Needless to say, a fake pussy’s quality rests largely, in-part, on its ability to be easily cleaned (while we’re on the subject, did I mention that the Autoblow 2 has the easiest cleaning process of any fake pussy, as you simply pop-out its removable bag and rinse with soap and water?).
After that, the best fake pussy is one which is backed by a reliable customer-support team in the situation that something goes wrong. The reality of any product today is that there’s always a small chance that an issue will arise. Maybe it was the one unit of millions and millions that wasn’t quite properly assembled in the factory, or perhaps an angry postal worker caught wind of what your package contained, became angry because he didn’t have his own, and gave the package “rough treatment”. Whatever the case, the reality is that there’s always something that can go wrong with fake pussies - but the best ones around will be backed by consummate business professionals that truly care about their customers. This point cannot be stressed enough (and once again while we’re on the subject, did I mention that Autoblow 2 has one of the best customer-support teams around?).
There are a ton of awesome fake pussies out there - which is best for you will depend upon your specific preferences and desires. If you’re still on the fence about which fake pussy to purchase after extensive research, you should buckle down and consider each option’s benefits and price point - but not before listening to what I have to say about one of my favorites in the next question.
Sleeves can be interchanged
Industrial strength motor
Does NOT require batteries
Hands free fake pussy
Sleeves are easy to clean
Waterproof fake pussy
Realistic feel
Great beginner’s toy
Super tight
