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Should I buy a cheap fake pussy?The short answer to this question is maybe, but in the majority of situations, probably not.

The benefits of cheap fake pussies that were highlighted above - immediate dollars and cents cost, the lowered stress and demand for thorough cleanings and care, and the chance that you’re jumping on the fake-pussy train of the future - are all real, but still not incredibly useful.

The problem with the lowered cost of fake pussies is that the quality of the product often reflects this cheaper price. From less durable materials to poorer overall designs, cheap fake pussies won’t last as long as medium-priced and expensive models, and in many cases, they won’t be nearly as pleasurable to use. Moreover, this “cheaper” cost often results in accordingly expensive pricing per use; a high-quality, medium-priced fake pussy that costs $200 but is used for well over 500 hours is much more affordable than one that costs $50, but breaks after only three hours of use.

The lowered stress of cleanings and care is also a bit overstated, in many cases. Failing to clean and care for a fake pussy, in most instances, will make it very difficult - and even dangerous - to use. Sure, the necessity of the cleaning and care is reduced with a cheap fake pussy, but that isn’t necessarily a good thing; if someone is that hesitant and uninterested in caring for their fake pussy, it may be best that they forego making the purchase altogether (I had a friend who almost died from using his uncared-for fake pussy, as it became so sticky that it latched around him. I wish you could have seen his face as the paramedics took him away!).

To recap the points which have been made thus far, purchasing a cheap fake pussy probably isn’t a great idea. There’s a good chance that the device will not function properly for as long as it should (eliminating any perceived value in the process), and/or will not provide as much of an enjoyable experience as possible.

Inversely, perhaps you will encounter an instance in which a cheap fake pussy really is a great purchase option. Maybe you got the recommendation from a friend, and maybe the online reviews are glowing - all for a product that’s available at an ultra-affordable price. Whatever the case, there are some situations where cheap fake pussies are awesome options - just be aware that they’re incredibly rare.

The best alternative to cheap fake pussies and expensive fake pussies can be found in reasonably priced, affordable units, such as the Autoblow 2. Frankly, companies which sell fake pussies for incredibly low prices are probably turning out junk, while companies that sell fake pussies for incredibly high prices are probably gouging their customers. An affordable - but not cheap - device is often one that provides the best overall value to customers, and the Autoblow 2 is once again evidence of this truth.

Furthermore, some of the other reasons which fake pussies are incredibly expensive are often unrelated to quality of materials or durability, but rather to convoluted design plans (this idea reinforces the aforementioned gouging customers point). When a fake pussy takes more time to design, develop, and produce (which can and does happen for a variety of both controllable and uncontrollable reasons), the costs of these hurdles are relayed to the customer through a price increase - by generally unreliable companies, that is.

This negative of expensive pussies helps to attest to the quality of the aforementioned mid-range priced fake pussies. The designers of these devices likely encountered some development hurdles as well, but chose not to relay the cost of these hurdles onto the customer, out of respect.

To finalize the point, you should not buy a cheap fake pussy, in the vast majority of instances. Nor should you, once again in the vast majority of instances, buy an incredibly expensive fake pussy. Units which are priced affordably often provide their customers with the greatest overall value, in terms of use duration and quality.

The next time you’re thinking about purchasing a new fake pussy, you should most certainly take into consideration its price point - in terms of plain dollars and cents, as well as what it likely means in regards to the item’s overall quality.